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You Only Live Until You're Killed
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Welcome to my Secret Underground Lair
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Welcome to the world of Bond, James Bond. If you're man enough and you think you've got the guts to lead the life of Bond, James Bond then go ahead. As you know (or at least you should know) James Bond is an international superspy. James Bond is you. Using the Law of Syllogism, You are an International Superspy. To simplify it for the brainally impaired, on these next few pages on this crappily designed website you will take the place of Bond, James Bond. Make the decisions, get the girl, and have a spot of tea. Have a nice day.
So, If you want to skip the rest of these crappily thought up instructions, click here.
But I wouldn't if I were you. You little cheater, you.
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Sloppy Instruction Section
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Allright, once we start you're gonna be sent to a webpage that looks surprisingly like this one in layout. It's gonna give you the low down on what's going on. Once you read that little 30-second story, it's gonna give you a chance to randomly guess what it is you should do in a situation like the one you're given. Then, go down and see the other 2 options. In total you're gonna have 3 options to choose from. Only one of them is right. Most of the time if you choose the wrong one, you will be killed, beaten, captured or all 7 of those. So, if you want to skip ahead like a little skipping school girl click here:
I'm a little schoolgirl.
But I wouldn't cause there's still more.
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Who should I NOT kill?
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During you're mission, you're gonna meet a lot of people. Many of which are bad guys and if they knew you were within a mile of where they were, they'd kill you, so you have to kill them. But, there's a hand full of guys that you shouldn't kill. These guys are known as "buddies". Using these "buddies", you can find key hints on completing the "mission". These buddies usually work in MI6 (the British CIA) or in the CIA (the American MI6). These people will tell you they are your buddies or you'll somehow pick up they are cause of the fact they're not shooting at you. These are people like M, Q, and a bunch more. SO, I guess NOW you can go and adventure on.
I'm ready to give someone a whoopin'
Yeah, and if you really want to and have nothing better to do than sign my pathetic and miniature guestbook, be my guest and sign my guestbook.
My Guestbook
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